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“The Greeks believed that homosexuality was more pure than heterosexuality, because one of the main purposes of heterosexuality is the option of reproduction. The Greeks considered heterosexuals desire for only this to be greedy, where as homosexual love is more about true love for the other person, not just the desire to reproduce. Also, because homosexual love isn’t the dominant culture. It’s different.”

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When I accidentally hit my pet. -

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First, I’m like:

And then, I run after him like:

 

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soul-candy: This is Koko with her kitten All Ball. She was a gorilla who astoundingly enough understood and could use American sign language. She used sign language to ask her trainer for a cat. She was fond of cats, and her first kitten was a tailless grey cat who she named All Ball. She was a gentle mother and treated All Ball like her own baby. Unfortunately, All Ball escaped the gorilla cage and was hit by a car. Koko’s trainer told her what had happened. When asked if she wanted to talk about her cat, Koko signed “Cry.” When asked what happened to her kitty Koko signed “Sleep cat.” When shown a picture of a kitten that looked like All Ball, Koko signed “Cry, sad, frown.” When Koko was left alone, people could hear whimpers from her cage.

soul-candy:

This is Koko with her kitten All Ball. She was a gorilla who astoundingly enough understood and could use American sign language. She used sign language to ask her trainer for a cat. She was fond of cats, and her first kitten was a tailless grey cat who she named All Ball. She was a gentle mother and treated All Ball like her own baby.

Unfortunately, All Ball escaped the gorilla cage and was hit by a car. Koko’s trainer told her what had happened. When asked if she wanted to talk about her cat, Koko signed “Cry.” When asked what happened to her kitty Koko signed “Sleep cat.”

When shown a picture of a kitten that looked like All Ball, Koko signed “Cry, sad, frown.” When Koko was left alone, people could hear whimpers from her cage.

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"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you ran at my wall trying to get to Platform 9 3/4" -

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ifailepically: I’m bawling like a baby -____-‘

ifailepically:

I’m bawling like a baby -____-‘

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